Satan's spawn and destroyer of worlds... and President Obama

God hates fags, apparently. Quite right too – they give you lung cancer. Oh, hang on you mean “fags” as in homosexuals? Does S/He? Really?

If you believe Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church gang of nasty, hate filled bags of vileness, then yes, God hates “fags”… and Canadians… and Mexicans… and America. Oh, ok he hates just about everyone and everything.

Well that’s nice. But hang on. Let’s go back to homosexuals. God hates them, right? But if you believe in God, then you accept that God created us all and everything in the Universe. Apart from the bigger question of who the fuck created God in the first place (an argument by which all religion instantly collapses), this means that God created homosexuals. Let’s repeat that: God created homosexuals.

So why did God create homosexuals? If they’re so evil, why do they exist? Are they in some way “flawed” humans? But didn’t God create us in His own image? Right, so we’re made from God, by God and flawed.. so is God flawed then? Bit of a shit god if he can’t make straight humans without the odd bender slipping through the net. Talk about crap quality control. He wouldn’t last 10 minutes assembling iPhones in a Chinese factory.

Of course, it could just be that people like Fred Phelps (and many “normal” religions – they don’t escape criticism) are just angry, bitter fuckwits who have too much time on their hands. Oh, and in answer to this post’s title – yes, they appear to be mad. Pretty, pretty mad.